KRAP:Audio Archive

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This article is an index of downloadable audio clips recorded from, and related to, KRAP.

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Overview

KRAP records its programming as it is being broadcast, and often digitizes and archives segements that are of interest. In addition, almost all of the jingles, music, and other audio used on KRAP are created, stored, and played back using standard digital file formats.

Because of this, we figured that it would be easy to make the most interesting "stuff" in our archive available on the Internet. So, here it is! Check often for updates, if you're into that sort of thing.

All the files this page links to are MP3s; you will need an appropriate player application to listen to them.

Longer recordings like airchecks and interviews are usually periscoped - that is, all but the first and last seconds of the songs are cut out to conserve time, bandwidth, and storage space. Other than that, these "periscoped" recordings are unedited and will sound just as they did when they were recorded from KRAP's live feed.

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The List

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Jingles

  • mix-callletters.mp3 - A top-of-the-hour ID jingle, which combines our usual mashed-up call letter jingle with two bits from a studio session (wherein random kids talked about the station) and part of an odd voicemail we got. Runtime: 0:10. Created by Keith Thelen.
  • mix-shorty.mp3 - This kid decided to be rather inappropraite during his session. So we cut up his recording, added movie and cartoon clips, and generally made fun of him. Surprisingly, he called and told us he liked it. Runtime: 0:10. Created by Keith Thelen.
  • mix-listeners.mp3 - Our KBEK-esque listener response jingle, made up of various clips from the "random kids" session. Runtime: 0:15. Created by Keith Thelen.
  • mix-notoacid.mp3 - A "conversation" among our listeners, made entirely in the cutting room. Picks on the same kid as in the call-letter jingle. Runtime: 0:15. Created by Keith Thelen.
  • danielle-outtakes.mp3 - Danielle Lancrain's outtakes. After a fifteen minute session that yielded only garbage, we had no choice but to make this clip, which we run between songs occasionally. Runtime: 0:30. Created by Keith Thelen.


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Promos

  • promo-phrasethatpays.mp3 - The Phrase that Pays. Didn't air like this for very long, since the voiceover was made by an engineer - an improved version is now being run. Runtime: 0:30.
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Specials

  • krap_signon_mixed.mp3 - Mono version of the KRAP signon track, which was used to sign the station on initially, and is often played when bringing the station up in the morning/afternoon. Includes talkover bed at the very end. Runtime: 2:48. Created by Keith Thelen.
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Worst of the KRAP Afternoon Interview

  • Cassie - 3/26/06 - Johnny Black interviews Cassie, who ends up proving that blondes do sometimes live up to their reputation. Periscoped, runs 17:57, and goes as follows:
    • Alice Cooper - Elected
    • KRAP letter jingle
    • Three Days Grace - Pain
    • Announcement - Keith gives time and temp, and introduces the guests; questions begin
    • Favorite sport?
    • Are you dating? If so, who?
    • Favorite band?
      • "You must be either interesting or strange to be on this show"
    • Favorite class in school?
      • "Lunch is not a subject"
      • What grade are you in?
    • Favorite teacher? Why?
      • What school do you go to?
    • Favorite comedian?
      • "It's not a trick question..."
    • Favorite movie?
      • "We've got to get you on the Morning Zoo" ... "Oh, I want to go to a zoo!"
    • What do you think of politics?
      • "What's politics?" ... "Tell me you're not serious" ... "I'm serious - all I know is those little pictures with the animals... the donkey's kinda cute"
      • What do you think of the President? Things you like? Don't like?
    • Should there be more skate parks in Mora?
      • What does Pine City have?
      • "We'll leave you with the old couch that keeps appearing down there..."
    • Do you like the weather out there?
    • Announcement - legal ID, song into
    • Linkin Park - Papercut
    • Announcement - re-intorducing guests
    • Go you like guys with big pipes, or little weak guys?
    • How many hours do you spend on the phone, per day?
      • How much is your phone bill every month?
      • Talking on the phone while getting the mail
      • Who do you talk to?
    • Announcement - station phone numbers
    • How much time do you spend on-line?
    • Phone call - Cassie's friend Katie calls in
    • Phone call - A random listener talks politics
      • Have you any political insight whatsoever?
      • What party do you follow? "Oh, I like parties...!"
      • Your stance on abortion?
      • Bush's oil connection - what's up with that?
      • Discussion of conspiracy theorist callers
    • Phone call - Random caller calls back
      • What's up with Bush?
      • Discussion of '08 election - Does Hilary have a chance?
      • "Since when did we become KTLK?" ... "He's lost somewhere, and all he's got is a phone and our number"
    • Do you ride bikes? What kind?
    • Testing the profanity button
    • Mac or PC?
    • Phone call - complainer wants music
    • Announcement - wrapping up interview, time/temp, Dale jingle
    • Dave Matthews Band - What Would You Say


  • Dean aka Mr. Beaner - 3/9/06 - Danny interviews Dean, who is playing a character known as "Mr. Beaner". Beaner is full of random and obnoxious remarks, and generally makes mock of everyone and everything around him. Contains some potentially offensive material. Periscoped, runs 17:57, and goes as follows:
    • Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
    • Announcement - time/temp, intoduce guests
    • Your name? Nicknames?
    • Where do you come from?
    • Where else have you lived?
    • Which place was your favorite?
    • How long have you been in Mora? What do you like about it?
    • Do you like any sports?
    • Your feelings on hippies?
      • "The goats over there are hippies?"
    • Favorite sports team?
    • What do you like to do for fun?
    • Any friends in Mora?
      • "But my mom lives in Washington..."
    • Any girlfriend(s)?
    • Favorite food?
      • "We oughta swap recipies..."
    • Favorite color?
    • Most missed memory?
    • Favorite condiment?
    • Any siblings?
    • Do you want to get married? Have children?
    • Favorite spare time activity?
      • "You're a pyromaniac?" "No, I'm a pimp" ... "This would not go down in Quampton"
    • What's your heritage?
    • How did you get your name?
    • Trucks or cars?
      • "Does your car have a heater" "No, but your mom rides with us, so it's OK"
    • Favorite vegetable?
      • "According to The Prophecies, rotten apples are the best kind"
    • Phone call - our weird alien conspiracy caller
      • Were you abducted by aliens, too?
    • Favorite ice cream flavor?
    • If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
    • Phone call - our weird alien conspiracy caller
      • "What happens in Mexico doesn't stay in Mexico - you have herpes"
    • Favorite kind of music?
      • "Folk music... with banjos, harmonicas, and flutes made from oak trees"
    • Phone call - hangup caller
    • Favorite artist?
    • Phone call - Random propositioning caller
      • "I want to make sweet love to you..."
    • Favorite clothing line?
    • Do you like to paint your fingernails?
    • What made you come to Mora?
      • "You're attracted to me, and my mom, and the penguins, and our random alien caller...?"
    • Phone call - Johnny Black
      • "How did you hear munguins if you're deaf?"
    • Phone call - Johnny Black
      • "Monguins for life! <click>"
    • Phone call - Johnny Black
      • "I need monguins! <click>"
    • What did you like most about Penguinville?
    • Phone call - Johnny Black (hung up on)
      • Beaner: "Ha! You got OWNED!"
    • Anything else you want to say?
      • "Whatever floats your boat..." "It's not a boat, it's a YACHT, get it straight!"
    • Do you like candy canes? Jolly Ranchers? Any other kinds of candy?
      • "You're just, kinda creeping me out right now..." "The Prophecies told me to"
    • Announcement - time, outro
    • Peter, Paul, and Mary - Leaving on a Jet Plane


  • Golden - 3/9/06 - Stephanie interviews Golden, who just moved to Mora from up in Alaska. One of our first recorded interviews. Periscoped, runs 11:48, and goes as follows:
    • Sean Paul - We'll Be Burning
    • Announcement - time, AP intro
    • AP NewsPulse
    • Announcement - Onion intro
    • Onion Radio News
    • Announcement - interview intro
    • How do you like Mora?
      • "Everybody knows everybody... that's not cool"
    • How old are you? When's your birthday?
    • Where do you go to school?
    • Where were you born?
    • What's your ethnicity?
    • Been to any parties in Mora yet?
      • "I ain't going to any of these hayrides around here..."
    • Who do you hang out with?
    • Announcement - station phone numbers
    • Do you have a boyfriend?
    • What have you been doing lately?
    • Going to stay out of trouble?
    • Mahrio comes into the studio
    • Phone call - Harold the painter
      • What's it like in Alaska?
      • Don't you get to eat fish and seals, and...?
        • You've never clubbed a baby seal?
        • "Does animal cruelty mean anything to you?"
    • What do you plan to do in the future?
    • Phone call - Annoying caller
      • "Water doesn't come from water"
      • Who's your best friend?
      • Are you racist against any race?
      • Are your parents Eskimos?
    • Announcement - outro
    • Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal


  • Teapot - 3/27/06 - Andy gets a couple of supposed British guests in the studio, but then has to go and leaves them with Keith. The guests are totally unrehearsed, and most of the show is spent trying to coax them into making up some interview questions. A shining example of why you should always have questions on paper for your interviews. Periscoped, runs 10:16, and goes as follows:
    • System Of A Down - Lonely Day
    • Announcement - Andy introduces his guests
    • Elizabeth and Emily introduce themselves
    • Phone call is taken, but not heard on air
    • What part of England are you from?
    • How often do you eat tea and crumpets?
    • Elizabeth has to go home; interview proceeds without her
    • Announcement - outro
    • Uncle Kracker - Follow Me
    • Dr. Demento - Fish Heads
    • Announcement - Keith gives time and temp, then lets his guests (Teapot/Emily and Brownie) speak
    • Announcement - outro, KRAP letter jingle
    • Christian Milian - AM 2 PM
    • Announcement - Time and temp; guests introduce themselves
    • Where are you from?
      • Tell us about London.
      • What part of London are you from?
      • What do you like to do there?
        • What kind of food do you steal?
        • Any particular kind of egg rolls and cookies?
    • What times do you drink tea at?
    • Do you collect teapots?
      • Any certain kinds/colors of teapots you like best?
    • Announcement - outro, Shorty mix jingle
    • Disturbed - Just Stop
    • Announcement (voiceover) - time/temp
    • Fleetwood Mac - Dreams
    • Announcement - time/temp, re-introduce guests
    • Tell us about school in London - classes, etc.
    • Phone call - complainer who causes audio feedback
    • Announcement - time/temp, outro
    • Chamillionaire - Turn It Up
    • Announcement (voiceover) - time/temp, Keith signs off for the day
    • Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Let It Ride
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Miscellaneous Airchecks

  • Keith Thelen - 3-5pm, 4/3/06 - Recorded on the day we cut over to the new studio, but otherwise a rather typical live show (save for the lack of news updates). Periscoped, runs 11:55, and goes as follows:
    • Ram Jam - Black Betty
    • Keith announces that the station will be off the air for "about half a minute"
    • Back on the air; sign-on track plays
    • Announcement in talkover bed ("It's New Music Tuesday")
    • ZZ Top - I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
    • Andy jingle
    • Metallica - Master of Puppets
    • Announcement
    • Wolfmother - The White Unicorn
    • Announcement; KRAP letter jingle (news/weather machine broke down at this point)
    • Offspring - Head Around You; The Kids Aren't Alright
    • Announcement and Weather
    • Daughtry - It's Not Over
    • Megadeth - Sweating Bullets
    • Announcement and Weather (news/weather back up)
    • Danielle Crumpets jingle
    • Papa Roach - Forever
    • Group jingle and announcement
    • Godsmack - The Enemy
    • Announcement
    • ABK - Hey Y'all
    • Announcement
    • Metallica - Seek and Destroy
    • Announcement
    • Wolfmother -The Joker and the Thief
    • KRAP call-letter mix jingle
    • Announcement and Weather (Keith gets lost on his copy)
    • Stone Sour - Through Glass
    • Marissa jingle; announcement
    • Black Label Society - Fire It Up
    • Announcement
    • Metallica - Enter Sandman
    • Listener mix jingle
    • Ne-Yo - So Sick
    • Announcement and Weather
    • ABK - 2 Whom This May Concern
    • Announcement (closing New Music Tuesday); KRAP letter jingle
    • Daughtry - It's Not Over (encore)
    • Announcement (Keith signs off; "Andy's in next")
    • Linkin Park - Crawling
  • Turntable - 6pm, 3/2/06 - A small chunk of a recording that remained from our "old-school" days. You can hear one of the turntables cranking out the end of REO Speedwagon's Take It On The Run, followed by part of an announcement (but unfortunately, no carts). Runtime: 0:13.
  • Keith Thelen - 5-6pm, 4/15/06 - The final minutes of KRAP. Periscoped, runs 4:25, and goes as follows:
    • Aerosmith - Amazing
    • Announcement ("K-R-A-P 88 and a half FM, countin' 'em down here as we prepare to leave the air... this is Blink-182")
    • Blink-182 - I Miss You
    • Announcement ("64 degrees and not a cloud in the sky here at the studios of Stereo K-R-A-P, so don't be a loser - get out there and enjoy it!... We'll be goin' down for the last time after this song, so to all our brave and adventurous listeners, THANK YOU for sticking with us during these last months, putting up with us constantly tweaking the format, laughing at our stupid jokes, and just for being great sports. This is Boston on Stereo K-R-A-P.")
    • Boston - Don't Look Back
    • Announcement ("Alright, kiddies, this is radio station K-R-A-P, it's six o'clock, and I am outta here...")
    • WKRP in Cincinatti closing theme; group shout of KRAP call letters
    • Announcement ("...now leaves the air.")
    • [clicks]
    • [static]

Notes on this aircheck: "The buzz in the background was not normally there. I suspect it came up because I was removing equipment in the studio while I was still on the air, and the volume on some channel got left on after the machine that fed into it was disconnected. Also, some of my voiceovers were extremely "hot" since I was working without the aid of a monitor and thus couldn't hear how loud I was." - KT

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The Demo/Aircheck/Farewell CD

Two days after KRAP went off the air, a CD was produced that contained a sampling of KRAP's "sound". That CD consisted of the following tracks: 

 KRAP DEMO, AIRCHECK, AND FAREWELL CD -- 4/17/07 -- CONTENTS

 01      KRAP demo tape - various cuts, jingles, etc.            12:36
 02      Aircheck - Jeremy Osborne, 6-7pm, 4/7/06                03:40
 03      Aircheck - Keith Thelen, 3-5pm, 4/3/06 (new studio)     11:55
 04      Interview - Cassie Ostler, 3/26/06                      17:57
 05      Interview - Tommy Robinson (date unknown)               17:15
 06      Specials - KRAP sign-on mix                             02:47
 07      Specials - Severe weather alert ("WCCO klaxon")         00:02
 08      Specials - KRAP spliced-up ID                           00:03
 09      Specials - PAMS news opener jingle                      00:13
 10-46   Various jingles                                         --:--
 47      Aircheck - Keith Thelen, 5-6pm, 4/15/06 (last sign-off) 04:25

         TOTAL                                                   75:51

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